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cupsnake:

You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs

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but then suddenly ZOOP

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fucking green herrons

What the fuck

this is the definition of team growers not showers

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zulidoodles:

[[That new cinematic was hella dope.]]

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How to Survive a trip to IKEA

blinkingkills:

kedreeva:

  • Never go alone- bring a partner. Travel in pairs
  • Before entering, ensure that someone not entering knows you are going in, and when you expect to be out
  • Before entering, determine the cause of your mission- your mission objective. Bookcase? Couch? Oven? Meatballs? Figure it out
  • Upon entering, locate The Path
  • Do not disengage from The Path until you have reached your mission destination. Many have been lost forever to the wilds of IKEA by not obeying this. Very few are ever located again by the sparse store employees.
  • Upon reaching your mission destination, you may disengage from The Path ONLY when accompanied by your partner (physical contact should be maintained- ie, holding hands, holding shirt sleeve, both holding an end of a rope, etc)
  • When you disengage from The Path to acquire the data for your mission objective (ie, the item number for the bookcase, couch, meatballs, etc), it becomes your partner’s responsibility to maintain visual contact with The Path. Much like weeping angel statues, The Path will move if not actively being watched. This will strand you and your partner in the wilds of IKEA, so ensure you choose a partner wisely.
  • Upon acquiring the mission objective data (ie the item number), navigate back to The Path. You may disengage physical contact with your partner once you have safely returned to The Path
  • Do not leave The Path again. It will naturally end at the warehouse/stock section. This is a long, huge hall with many branches.
  • At the entrance of the warehouse section, acquire a cart if necessary. Using your item coordinates, locate your mission objective. Do not leave the main hallway except for the branch where your item is located. Like The Path, the wilds of IKEA sometimes sneak up on travelers that wander the warehouse section
  • Once your item has been loaded, head to the check out section. Do not touch anything in the boxes along the way. They appear to be full of candles or stuffed animals or useful kitchenware; it is a ruse. They are carnivorous.
  • After checking out, exit to the loading area. Load your item, and leave.
  • Do not look in your rearview mirror as you leave. It shouldn’t pursue you if you don’t look back.

is this nightvale’s ikea what the hell

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sherlscott:

Words of wisdom from Ron Swanson.

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transyuzuki:

hello tumblr users, trash speaking! in august, i start work/school again, and by december i’ll have a TON of cash. and i recently changed my url so.
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okay so you can win everything up there, but here’s a list anyways.

  • either a new special edition animal crossing 3ds or a new 2ds
  • Animal crossing: wild world, city folk, and new leaf!!
  • Pokemon X+Y, Black/White, and Black/White 2
  • Any three goodsmile nendoroids of your choice!!
  • three hoodies or jackets, of any kind. (total under $130/ 95 euros)
  • three wigs from any website. can come in any color or style!!
  • four albums of your choice!! (google play, itunes, or in case/record)
  • Two games, for any platform!(xbox,xbox 360, playstation 2-4)
  • 3 plushes! (Turret, Sylveon, and Bocconcino)

If you don’t want any specific item, it can be exchanged for another item similar!!

rules are

  • gender/race/sex/religious stance does not matter
  • i’ll ship anywhere
  • you MUST be following me
  • likes/reblogs count
  • Ends December 5th
  • Good luck! try not to spam your followers.

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an average day on the /SFM subreddit

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velolciraptor:

"Take Liliana to the renaissance faire they said… It’ll be FUN they said…"

velolciraptor:

"Take Liliana to the renaissance faire they said… It’ll be FUN they said…"

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I have a character. I have a hook. The question now is how to get the character to take the hook.