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rathwolf:

Ah, you’re playing D&D? I love that game! The way they just *clenches fist* ow ow ow, d4 in my hand

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creepy524:

wow thomas sanders is so fucking real

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stopitsgingertime:

ROB CANTOR HAS ABSOLUTELY EXCEEDED AND SURPASSED ANY AND ALL EXPECTATIONS WITH HIS NEW VIDEO AND I HAVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER, HOLY SHIT

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slvrwind:

" Buttercup is marrying Humperdinck in little less than half an hour, so all we have to do is get in, break up the wedding, steal the princess, make our escape. After I kill Count Rugen. "

Ah, yes, the very classic (and classy) tl;dr.  Verbalized. :)

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trekghost:

Good, uh… good luck with that, Captain.

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disneyismyescape:

disney-beauty:

Accurate

help

disneyismyescape:

disney-beauty:

Accurate

help

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alienisolation:

queertalizorah:

alienisolation:

bioshock is really just a game about being a dad and meeting other dads and sometimes beating up other dads 

Silent Hill is really just a game about a dad realizing his true duty as a dad and going on a dad mission

Dishonored is about realizing you’re the only dad in the world so you become powerdad and destroy anyone else’s chances of possibly being a dad

But what about Octodad?

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undeadhatred:

smells-like-egoraptor:

hey, guess what..
creepypasta

for fucks sakes

undeadhatred:

smells-like-egoraptor:

hey, guess what..

creepypasta

for fucks sakes

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